So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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