How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
