But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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