not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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