these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
