dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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