I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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