Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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