He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I could make wine with my vomit
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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