Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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