I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I love you. Go after that dick
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