Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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