3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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