So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
