Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
