Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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