is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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