I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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