do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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