He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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