Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Enjoy the penises
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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