We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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