summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Randomize
