How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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