Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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