I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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