who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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