I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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