he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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