my mouth tastes like poor choices
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
ok first of all what the fuck
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
