i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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