It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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