question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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