in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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