The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
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I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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