also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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