That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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