put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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