party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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