season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
