if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
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It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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