Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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