I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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