STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
