I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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