booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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