The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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