I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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