When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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