shes about as inviting as chlamydia
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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