my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
