I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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