i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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