I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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