okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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