he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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