yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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